What They Really Said Page 4
"Yesssss... that's EXACTLY right!!! Saddam
WAS responsible for 9-11...
...an' if two smart gals like you play your cards right, by this time next week you'll both be Brigadier Generals!"
"I've got some good news and some bad news...
The good news is, we've made up some plaques recognizing your special contributions to the United States during WWII...
...the bad news is, we've discovered oil on your tribal land, and y'all gotta find some place else to live by the end of the month.
"Ya know...
...I haven't had a drink, or been with a real woman since I was 40.
*This fool keep referring to me as 'Rochester'...
...who is this 'Rochester' person?*
"Well I'll be
danged!
But a bet's a bet...
...who'd have guessed that you had more heart attacks and strokes than the three of us put
together?"
"While
they're waiting to be charged and go on trial...
...teaching your detained dissidents how to weave bolts of gingham from their own
hair is the kind of 'out of the box thinking' that 'might-could' work in
Guan-tango-mo or what ever they call that prison down in Cuba."
"...and when I use the word
Better, I'm talkin' 'bout, better 'n nothin...
...but don't hold me to that. I ain't making no promises just yet."
"Fellers... I know up to
now you been use to guarding the US coast...
...but because of this here war on terra and the associated costs, we had to rent y'all
out to
Taiwan till this whole thing blows over."
"No Mr. President...
...and may I AGAIN remind you that this is a PEDIATRIC hospital.
WE don't perform mammograms
OR breast augmentation surgery here."
"That's all the proof
I need
Condi...
He's walking in an open area during a severe thunderstorm, holding a lightning rod of an
umbrella.
...there is no god."
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