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"...and when the Bull Shit gets
this deep, we recommend duct taping a snorkel to the side of your
head."
"Oh
yeah!
This is the most rewarding part about my campaign trips into the heartland...
...we get to piss into their drinking water!"
"Ahhh Sooo...
Mr. Lumsfeld not here..."
"Sir, your Charlie Chan impression isn't fooling anyone. Now will you please stop fucking
around and answer the question?!"
"...that's right kid, we're wearing these sun glasses so that nobody
we know will recognize us.
We're in the freaking Secret Service protecting this idiot douche bag from a bunch of 4th graders
for crying out loud!
Do you realize how bad you have to fuck up to get this assignment?!"
...that's it, keep on walking bitch!
See if I care, if you didn't say 'Good morning Rumstud' like you always do...
...you can't hurt me!
DAY-O, DAY-AY-AY-O
DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO HOME
Go deeper Colon...
...I'm gonna kick this bitch a country mile!
"...an' don't believe a thing that lying mutt tells you...
...because I never had sexual relations with that dog, an' I don't give a god damn
WHAT those puppies look like!"
"HAH! The fools never asked me what kind of livestock I raise on my ranch, but I'll show 'em
who the idiot is...
...with this here fresh breeding stock, I'll be able to export the offspring to where I shipped all
the jobs off to, jess as soon as they start running low on child labor."
"George! Ixnay already on there being no White Christmas this year...
...I'm prit' sure she knows it never snows this fer south".
Now when Colon said we'd be buying it, I should have taken him more literally...
Well shoot, way things are going, guess I'd better buy the extended warranty...
...only a couple trillion extra.
Ahhhh...
That was close, thought I was gonna piss my pants for a while ther...
...uh-oh
"No... really...
...I have reliable information proving that this thing is indeed loaded."
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