What They Really Said, page 2
"Where you from Son..."
"Houston Sir!"
"Well try and not get shot, we're shutting down all the VA hospitals in Houston."
"Common
George, pull my finger!"
"...uhhh, okay."
"*FRAAAPPP*!!! HA! ya' made me fart...
...and you just killed another US soldier!"
"No Shit! Let me tug on that thing again!...
...BRING IT ON!!! Bwaaa Haaa Haaa!"
"See that blonde with the gigantic tits, third row from the front?"
"...yeah"
"Well, grab that cute little boy next to her and deliver him to my dressing room right after the
speech."
"Can do boss... ya' want I should 'soften him up' for yous first?"
"Pay no attention to that marionette at the podium...
...for there is only wa, wa, ONE!... Zip!... ping! Max 'GW' Headroom Bush."
"...Haaappyyy Birrrthday, Missster Preseedent.."
"God Damn it Conti! I done told you, you ain't no Marilyn Monroe...
...YOU just went and killed my all time favorite wet dream!"
"NOoooo!!
DON'T touch it Mr. President...
...it's a pile of SHIT!!!"
"Yeah, you just stab them right here with a pencil and jab it into their spine. Then they'll rat out
their own mother if you tell 'em to."
"If all goes well, I'll finish squirming down to the bottom of this oversized barrel, then on the
count of 10 I'll become 'MooreMo' The Human Cannon Ball, crashing through the windows of
the oval office and hopefully squish that cock sucker good..."
What? Oh, my hands?
In order to treat an eye infection, my opthamologists has ordered that I stop wearing my contacts
with the built in blinders...
...and have since been advised to make good use of my hands by trusted members of my staff.
GOOD LORD!!!
Did YOU guys see that!?
The colored gal exposed her right NIPPLE!
COLON!!! ...get your boy on the horn PRONTO! And tell him he better god damn well start
earning his keep!
"I don't give a flying fuck what you think!
We got positions that need to be filled, and if Casey here wants to go to Iraq
and fight
Terra, who am I to crush her dreams?!
She knows what she's just volunteered for..."
"HOT DAMN Teddy!
I'm getting a contact high from your breath!"
"Oh
Yeah?!
Well Yo' Mama so stupid...
...she dumber than ME!
In yo' face nigga!
"...you lying sack of SHIT!
Okay... that's the very last time I'm gonna fall for that, "You blow me, and then I'll blow you" line..."
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