Top Approximately Ten Things That Michael Moore and Bush Have in Common:

#1. They both like "killer babes."

#2. They both got to be much smarter than they look.

#3. They both went to France in 2004.

#4. Neither one is able to tie his own shoes...
...but for two totally different reasons. 

#5. They both tend to manipulate the truth to suit their causes...
...and have a huge following that would like to kick my ass for saying so.

#6. They both mentally visualize the other, whenever they hear the title of Moore's book, 'Stupid White Men.'

#7. Michael Moore wrote 4 books...
...George Bush read 4 books.

#8. It's got nothing to do with the list...
...but if you put their last names together you got Moore Bush. And I'm guessing most guys want more bush.