Top Approximately 10 Reasons People Vote For Ralph
Nader:
#1. After decades of voting for Lyndon LaRouche they finally came to their senses and decided to stop throwing their vote away.
#2. They believe that bipartisanship isn't working, so why not try something less complicated like
tripartisanship.
#3. As far as megalomaniacs go, Nader's pretty low key. He doesn't harsh their buzz
or make 'em feel like they have bees in their head when he talks, like Ross Perot
did.
#4. There is no difference in the Republican and Democrat parties...
...at least that's what the voices in their heads keep telling 'em.
#5. Nader's such a likable fellow that everyone in Congress will keep the honeymoon going for the entire 8 years of his two
terms...
...Just like they all pulled together to help Clinton out when he tried to fix our health care
system for the good of the people!
#6. Randi Rhodes was so mean to Rahphie when he was a guest on her 'AirAmerica Radio' show,
they decided to throw him a pity vote.
#7. It's not a done deal yet, but Nader is gonna try and woo Admiral James Stockdale to be his running
mate!...
...just as soon as he can determine if he's still alive or not.
#8. Bush drops out of the race to pursue his more lofty goals of becoming an astronaut
and being the first man to set foot on the
moon...
...just to teach those "heathen Chinese" a lesson! 
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