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If the scratched out names at the top of the page are confusing, hopefully the following will explain why they are, as they are...

After a two year hiatus, the Bush-Screwed.Us web site is back and sporting the new name of Bush-Fucked.Us! 

Yeah... after Bush won the last election I didn't feel like dealing with the site any more, let it gather dust then let the domain expire, I quit cutting my hair, gained about 35 pounds and tend to whip empty beer cans at the television more than I probably should, since it's not the television's fault the average American voter is an idiot...

Fortunately, when the Democrats took over Congress, I got my second wind, tried to drag a comb through my hair and decided to bring back www.bush-screwed.us.

When checking the availability of my old domain name, I decided to run with www.Bush-Fucked.Us

This new name seems more appropriate, because, this crazy bastard isn't screwing around.  He's out to really fuck us, and fuck us hard!

But anyway, the site's back, and maybe I'll add some new material when I get around to it.  In the mean time the material might be old, but in a way, it's timeless, since Bush is still a douche bag, always was a douche bag and always will be a douche bag...

If nothing else, this asshole is a consistent asshole.

...Yes a consistent asshole that now probably has his fingers in the management of the Internet!

Much to my chagrin, the above mentioned domain name www.bush-fucked.us only lasted a month before it mysteriously vanished along with all of the web content. 

Of course I was concerned when my web site and domain name vanished, so I looked into it.  After a day of making phone calls and explaining to some very nice people after spelling out "Bush-Fucked.Us" more times that I'd normally care to, I was directed to a bit of fine print at:
http://www.nic.us/policies/docs/Policy_Statement_usTLD_Admin.pdf
indicating that just like on the public television airwaves, there are seven words that can't be used in domain names that use the "*.us" extension. 

Now... rather than waiting for some disgruntled prick to turn me in to the authorities, after the domain name 'www.bush-fucked.us' was registered and the site is up and running for close to a month, wouldn't it make more sense, to have some sort of software filter in place to smoke out the offending names, when they're availability is checked, BEFORE they're registered?!

Anyway... the following is from the original "Bush-Screwed.Us" web site, along with some minor changes.

Sad, but true folks... we've been fucked. Fucked so often in fact, that rather than responding with an appropriate amount of moral outrage over the constant bombardments of incoming hits to our hinnies and insults to our intelligence, many of us are worn down to the point where we shrug our shoulders and say, "go 'wan and get it over with..."

If only this demented idiot would be happy with screwing us once or twice and then leaving it at that...

...but no, he may be an ignoramus, but he's a relentless ignoramus with a twisted & insatiable appetite for our Liberal heathen keesters.

"Let's Roll?"

"Bring It On?"

...Oh HELL no! This fool's battle cry should be "BOHICA!" (Bend Over, Here It Comes AGAIN!!!) Because sure as God makes little green apples, before can you fully comprehend what in the hell is happening, you'll be bent over, gritting your teeth and hanging on to your ankles for dear life before this shit is over with.

Anyway...

This site will be a constant work in progress, unless I get bored and/or drunk (again) and forget all about it...
...it's probably gonna get ugly around here, funny hopefully, but ugly none the less.

Speaking of ugly...
...and getting fucked!


Screwed the pooch again...
...the maniac!

Check back for updates (noted at the bottom of the pages).

Once upon a time, I thought about offering e-mail service with the address of 'your name'@Bush-Screwed.Us

But that's too much trouble...

Maybe in the future, I'll offer, e-mail forwarding to your normal e-mail address using the @bushfuckedus.com address.  That way I won't have to worry about vandals and spammers taking advantage of my hosting service's smtp and mail storage area.

Lastly, if you have any original work you'd like to see posted on this site, email it to admin@bushfuckedus.com

Disclaimer: For those who "just don't get it" this is a parody site.